Lee Geez

Interstellar movie Review for my fellow sci-fi nerds and spockers, to Infinity and beyond and just remember

Do not go gentle into that goodnight, watch out for my poem later your like it nerds

and remember, this review has piss-taking and celeb bashing in it so Bottle Up Buttercups

Interstellar has been written and directed by the legendary Christ in Nylons, this film stars Matthew Pump mcmostlygay, Anne Nightpussy Hathaway, Michal Your Only Supposed to Blow the Doors Off and 2 Murphy Law

Christ In Nylons also has an amazing back catalogue of films like the 3 Batman films, inception and the latest films like Tenet and Oppenheimer, so it’s safe to say we’re in good hands here but Christ in Nylons is a bit of a fattist for this film, ill explain in about 1 half mins time

Soooo Lets recap

In the not-so-distant future, the earth is dying and most animals and food are mostly gone. The only thing keeping people alive is what farmers grow on the lands and lots of group sex orgies

anyways on 1 particular farm, we have the Cooper family, cooper is an ex-pilot and runs a corn farm with his 2 children and his late wife’s father and they all seem to be in a unit

stop Side note – our beloved writer and director here is very detailed in this film but he is a bit fattist, yes fattist

that due to the story having no fast food chains or just crap food, there are no naturally big-boned people in this film whatsoever. so some of the following actors/actresses didn’t get any part for this reason … pppppppp pudding

And even Mathew Pumper mcmaybegay has ago about today’s Earth’s big-boned people

hey – Dont shoot the messenger

anyways back to the story,

there’s something isn’t right on the Cooper farm as it seems to start having ghosts or something telling them to get outside with special coordinates

So Cooper and his daughter go to these coordinates that the ghost told them to do and bump into the good old N.A.S.A

N.A.S.A has been thought of as being closed for years due to the world thinking that they shouldn’t be running at this time of planet collapse

So Cooper has found out that NASA has been working on a huge spaceship that can be a sustainable space colony in which people can live orbiting a planet, the problem is that the director of this hasn’t 100% figured out how to get it into space just yet.

Cooper has also found out that a space wormhole has opened up and the edges of planet Saturn and takes you to a system that has 3 planets that can be livable. Astronauts have been sent there but they have not heard anything back

Cooper is asked as a fellow pilot to join a crew and go to investigate these planets and just in case he can’t come back, he takes some human embryos to restart the human race on a new planet

So being the leader he is and looking at the bigger picture, he decides to help out with this mission and has to sacrifice his family. Especially sacrificing the bond between himself and his daughter Murph.

This is where the main story starts and I’m going to stop the recap there as I don’t want to spoil anymore for you. So let us do the

Negatives Of Interstellar

Of course, there are no Babylons in this film, shame on you Christ in nylons, annas peaches would have made it a lovely bonus to this film

There are just a few tiny flaws in this film which I’m not going to mention as they are too picky

A complaint of mine which is me being picky, is in the story, that when he’s in a room full of his own descendants that he’s never met, he totally blanks them. He could have said something like hey guys, I’m a bit overwhelmed here but be nice to catch up with all of you later or something like that

One of the biggest negatives of this film is not the actual film, it is that some people do not understand the 5th-dimensional ending, and when you don’t understand things you don’t like it and some dumb people do not like this film cause of there lack of nerdy intelligence

Positives Of Interstellar

Where do I start with Interstellar? I will start with the sound score, which is bloody fantastic from Hans solo Zimmer frame, It’s that good I do listen to it on my Echo Dot now and again after I have had a few drinkies poohs and other Zimmer soundtracks

The Theoretical physicist Kipper Thorne helped this movie’s whole story as this film is very close to real science that could theoretically happen, so a film this close to science and totally believable is fricking awesome

The cast and acting in this film, totally totally fricking brilliant and Mr coopers moments when his crying like a bitch of sadness and happiness at the same time while contacting his kids via long wave facetime is oscar worthy

The special brew bond of Cooper and his daughter, the arc of him wanting to succeed so she can succeed and they’re both in their own relative time.

Matthew pumping those numbers up is amazing in this film

The effects of the robots were bloody good as well as all the effects in the film

The CGI in this film, I didn’t realise they used CGI in this film, that’s how little and good it is

Overall Of Interstellar

The whole story with a few twist is brilliant, the action is brilliant the science fiction relativity elements is brilliant and the whole family thing is brilliant

When a whole film brings emotion to the viewer and grabs the viewer emotionally in the film, that is amazing storytelling and its just like this women here who likes cats

For me, a sci-fi film has to entertain me from practically start to finish and Interstellar does that and I can keep going back to this film easily and not be bored, I absolutely love it and so should you

This is a Geez this movie is the beez fricking knees, it is a solid 5 out of 5 and I can easily watch it every year without getting bored

add it to your sci-fi collection, interstellar is a sci-fi fan-wet dream of a film. If it came back out in an iMax cinema, I would go and watch it again on the big screen with a box of tissues

For me, this is Christ in nylons best work to date and that includes

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Outro

and know for something completely different

The Poem From Interstellar

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old nerds should play PC at the close of the day;
Play, Play Play against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know Babylons are right,
Because their bounce had forked and made us light
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Wild men who ate pudding at night
And learn, too late, that blubber is on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Thank You