Lee Geez

The 5th wave thought I would review this now only after about 20 years later due to the fact that it had very bad reviews so I watched it again

so the fifth wave, let us make this short and not waste time for us and so, let’s recap >

The fifth way is an alien invasion set on earth by waves, not sea waves just waves as in

the 1st wave is a massive emp that takes out all the electronics in the world, sort of

the 2nd wave is a disaster as in earthquakes and shit like that around the globe

the 3rd wave is where almost everybody gets aids from anal sex and dies

the 4th wave is where some of these alien assholes would come down and pretend their humans – sam smith

and the 5th wave is where we caught up right now which is where the remaining -humans are going to get totally screwed right over and kicked out of this amazing universe forever and that it’s all I’m going to say about the plot as I don’t want to spoil it for you and I can’t be assed as it is shocking

so let us do the

Negatives of the Fifth Wave film

Where do I start….. No Babylons

Think this film was designed for teenage girls and not for us the sci-fi film dorks just like me you

after the first chapter, this film becomes boring as hell

stupid love triangle in this film – guys ever heard of a threesome, that would cure that

felt like I was watching paint dry and it wasn’t that quick-drying paint either… it was that really slow-drying paint

oh there’s a plot twist in this film that you can see a mile off even if you were blind and your eyes were stuck up your ass

did I mention it was boring as hell

the sound score wasn’t very good at all

Positives of the Fifth Wave film

It is a sci-fi film, the best sort of film on the market except for Babylon films

The first chapter was actually okay and thought this was going to be good, the whole film had so much great potential

Its got a good cast in this film

Overall The Fith Wave Film

The Fifth Wave is a complete utter gob-shit of a sci-fi movie, it lacks anything and doesn’t know what it wants to become,

it is like they’re taking all the best ideas of Divergent, Twilight, Hunger Games and Maze Runner and chucked in a trendy actress at the time for her remarkable role in Kickass

and she was fucking good in that hoped it would make a lot of money so they could do a trilogy of this gob shit.

Mind you, I’m not so sure if those four films I mentioned were any good anyway

The fifth wave is not worth any money spent on it and I would never ever watch it again unless I was stuck in a prison and it was between watching that or sucking off my bullying cellmate

That’s why I’m giving it Geez this is a faeces with cheese movie

It’s an utterly shit 1 out of 5, Don’t buy it, don’t rent it and if it is on the tv, turn it over and give your cellmate a cuddle , might be more interesting

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