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Warning this video contains a sex scene that some viewers might find disturbing and some might like it.
My stupid review today is the original Star Wars Episode 4 Special Edition,
And why, well you cannot have a science fiction movie channel that does not contain a star wars or star trek film and don’t worry trekkies I’ll do you one very soon.
By the way, star wars and star trek go hand in hand and we should not fight for what the best is! They are both equal.
After all, we all love science fiction.
Star wars – A new hope
Many Star Wars fans think the original should just be called Star Wars, I agree and disagree as Gorge Lucus is already pinned in sequels and prequels in his head, but there is no arguing here unless you want to! So argue below in the comments section.
Any way
Star wars To New Hope Or Not To Hope My review.
If you are not up to speed with the original star wars then let us do a fast recap.
The empire has heard the rebellion has stolen plans for their new coal-powered powerhouse, the Death Star, they send Darth Vader who has a big one, Helmet that is to intercept the rebellions transport to get the plans back
So Dark helmet Vader and his clones of stormtroopers force themselves onto a republic spaceship and start terrifying the crew
As Darth picks up a goody-goody to shoes and threatens him
WHAT have you DONE with those plans?
If this is a consular ship, WHERE is the ambassador?
Where is my cup of Coffee?
The plans are forced in a droid R2D2 to find Obi-One-Kenobi to help them so R2D2 and his partner moaning myrtle C3P0
side note god damn does C3P0 moan all the time, he’s like a little bitch, moan moan moan and moan while R2D2 is the positive one in this relationship and this is why opposites attract. I wonder who the real bitch is in this amazing relationship?
In real life, People think R2D2 & C3PO are a gay couple. Just imagine that and here’s the Sex Scene you’ve been waiting for!
I can imagine R2 is beeping with excitement while C3PO is moaning he has to go on top again, moan moan moan. Do you think they are a gay couple, cheese below in the comments.
Anyway back to the story
The droids escape the clasp of Darth Vader and end up on the planet below.
Tatooine, and on this planet is the Young spoilt little brat Luke Skywalker, he has been living with his uncle Owen and Aunt Beru since he was a kid and guess what, he moans bloody too, he moans he has to help them on the farm while his mates are playing with themselves, he just moans about everything
Anywase Luke encounters these two droids eventually… and takes them in to use for farming
R2D2 being a stubborn little shit decides to run away and get on with his orders, luke finds this out but can’t go after him as it’s too dark and being a pussy.
So Luke and C3P0 go and hunt him down in the morning and do so while finding Hello There Obi-Wan
Obi-wan gets tells Luke about his father, was a Jedi Knight killed by Darth Vader and gives luke his dad’s laser sword – Don’t judge me, Luke says that in Episode 8
R2D2 Gives a message to Obi-Wan about the plans and that’s where the adventure begins.
Meanwhile, Darth Vader’s Stormtroopers are tracking down these 2 little gay droids and destroying anything in their path including Uncle Owen And Aunt Beru
Obi-Wan and Luke Realise that the droids mean trouble so Luke rushes back to His uncle and aunt and finds them dead
So he goes back to Obi-wan and wants to be a Jedi
All four of them go to Mos Eisley cantina to find someone that can take them to Alderaan
And introducing the best characters of Star wars, Han Solo and Chewbacca! A Stubborn Man with a Dog-like sidekick. What a stroke of genius By Goerge Lucas To have a walking dog as a sidekick
So now all of them go to Alderann where it has just been blown up by the Coal Powered super plant Death star
So they get Trapped by it, board it and sneak their way into it, Find a princess and escape but without Obi-Wan, as he died in the fight with Big Helmet Darth Vader In a light sabre Duel in which Obi-Wan has done this on purpose as THE NEW HOPE was watching.
Anyways the so-called heroes travelled back to the home planet of the rebellion not knowing their spaceship is being tracked…..
That’s enough of the plot, we all know what happens…
The negatives of this special edition film are CGI, The CGI was supposed to get us the consumers to get used to it for the Upcoming prequels that were going to blow us away with special effects. Did it? no, In fact, it didn’t make the film any better whatsoever neither it made it worse
Mos Eisley looked like a thriving place instead of a place where only space pirates would hang out and do their business.
Jabba the hut looked stupid not to mention that Han solo actually easily walked on his body with ease and Jabba just went ohhhh instead of somebody kill this bitch. Where was Jabba’s pride?
The Cgi special edition, no need for it, Just bulked up George Lucus Wallet Again.
One of my many moans about the whole story, Is Luke Himself being so ungrateful pussy. When Obi-Wan dies. A man that he barely knew for 24 hours dies! Luke cries like a pussy
But when he finds his aunt and uncle dead, The ones that brought him up, the ones that gave him birthday parties, the ones that bought him a new land speeder. O God, Uncle Owen, I can’t believe it. A new land speeder
he can’t be bothered to bury them, and before you argue with your cheese below, He does bury them a few years later with his sister after the battle of waterloo.
And you might be thinking there were stormtroopers about, well Luke didn’t see any on his way there or on his way back so there!
Luke was an ungrateful little craphead but the positive on the negative – that was the beginning of this character arc.
anywase the practical effects of the film are a little dated now and the CGI was ok, there was no need for the special edition
and Greedo shot first! no no no….. Han shoots first as that’s what Han’s character is about, so re-release it gorge for a special special edition and make sure Han shoots first again or let us just watch the non-special edition.
Missing the Emporer, wish he was in a little scene with grand Tarkin
The positives of this film for 2023
Its star wars, one of the most loved universes in the whole world
The whole characters themselves, You can tell they All have backstories with the likes of the cantina,
there’s a lot of thought going into this scene especially the quick grasp of the wolf-like alien with his glowing red eyes. You would defo think he got a lot of war wounds.
Peter Cushing plays the bad guy – Grand Tarkin is an absolute beast and takes no crap from anyone, not even Darth Vader! and that’s saying something as Vader could kill him quickly but Vader has total respect for this guy, with respect to the legend Peter crushing.
Overall, Still, a great film, A great happy feel good movie. A great adventure and it is still one of the best things that happened in cinema! but it is not one of the films I could keep watching over
This film is A Geez Us would love this film and so will you.
Still today in 2023 it is good solid 4 out of 5 stars
Do you agree? did you love the film more than me? or did you hate it, would love to hear your cheese so comment below with your own expertise.
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